The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: I'm the Woman Neither the Wang nor Zhang Clan Can Have

【More headcanons than there is snow on Changbai Mountain + OOC + Companion System + Water-Based Powers + Female Lead Has Superhuman Strength + Hei Xiazi CP】 From the apocalypse to tomb raiding, Wen Yueliang swore she had to live past thirty-six this time, beating the paltry lifespan she'd managed in her previous life. Unexpectedly, on the very first day after making her wish, she ran into a group of strange people... A big-eyed cutie pins a cool, aloof hunk against a car. Wen Yueliang says, “Don't call him Little Brother. Call him Big Brother.” A tall, handsome man in sunglasses comes over asking for food. Wen Yueliang says, “You've got a nice, perky butt. You'll have a son someday~” A tough begonia who insists on giving Wen Yueliang money, and a perceptive cook who walks right into a trap of his own accord... Wen Yueliang can't understand any of them. And, without meaning to, she completely wrecks carefully laid plans. She successfully sends two Third Uncles to the ICU and turns the Wang family patriarch into a bald egg. - Wen Yueliang leads the amnesiac Zhang Qiling along and introduces them for the Nth time: “Nephew, Blind Blind is your uncle-in-law. He's someone who loves you along with your aunt.” Zhang Qiling nods, but doesn't believe her. “I understand, Auntie.” Once Wen Yueliang leaves, feeling at ease, she hasn't even reached the mouth of the alley when Hei Xiazi calls her: “Little Princess, the Mute just hit Blind Blind again! Hurry back! Boo-hoo-hoo...”