I transmigrated into a courtyard house with the Maoshan Villain System, and discovered that this place was overflowing with malice. It was a once-in-a-million-years breeding ground for Gu!
Forget cultivating immortality. I’ll cultivate demonic arts instead!
Xu Damao splashes dirty water at my house in the middle of the night?
I bury a Mother-and-Child Curse Formation beneath his threshold. From then on, he has nightmares every day, waking up in the chicken coop after performing a wedding ceremony with a hen.
Jia Zhangshi wants to make a scene and summon Old Jia?
Sure, I’ll grant her wish! I draw a Maoshan Soul-Grabbing Talisman, and Old Jia really does crawl out of the ground in the middle of the night. He clings to her window and asks for paper money, scaring Jia Zhangshi so badly she wets herself on the spot!
The next day, the whole flock of troublemakers show up at my door with dark circles under their eyes, carrying eggs and cured meat as they kneel before me. “Master, save us! The courtyard is haunted!”
I suppress a laugh as I accept their gifts. “Don’t panic. I’ll draw you a few talismans to hasten your deaths.”
