Shrimp Ren: Transmigrate to the Cultivation World

Transmigration + Comedy + Witty Humor + Absurdity

A failed web novelist got struck by lightning, and when he opened his eyes, he had become a menial worker in the cultivation world. Luckily, he awakened the [Absurd System]: tell a fairy her shoelace is untied, serenade a monster with “Jiangnan Leather Factory,” kiss a stone tablet and recite “Ode to the Goose”... Complete these ridiculous tasks and your cultivation will skyrocket, with divine treasures up for grabs!

So while everyone else was cultivating in seclusion, I was dancing to “The Most Dazzling Folk Style” in the sect plaza. While they were searching for treasure, I was turning the marketplace upside down with a bag of ChaCha sunflower seeds. The stern steward saw me as an evil spirit, the cool and beautiful manager chased me around to stock up on goods, and my innocent fellow disciples thought I was seriously unwell. Meanwhile, I used Earth memes to remodel the cultivation world, quietly maxing out my path to immortality as I reached the end of one bizarre task after another.

This is the legend of someone who made a joke of himself in the cultivation world with outrageous antics and god-tier wisecracks.