I’m Invincible by Doing Nothing, and I’ve Got the Entire Cultivation World in My Palm

Better to lie flat than endure bitter cultivation. Involution is all garbage.

I won't go looking for trouble, but if anyone disturbs me while I'm sleeping and slacking off,

I'll put them in their place with one slap and sweep across the heavens for all eternity.

Reject involution, cultivate immortality in happiness.

Lying flat feels great for a while, but slacking off forever feels even better!