[The Boys fanfic]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [The Boys universe only, no other worlds]+ [Mindless fun]
Gu Mu can’t help but feel helpless. He was an ordinary young man from the modern world who unexpectedly awakened a golden finger and transmigrated to the Primordial World. After painstakingly grinding his way into becoming its greatest body cultivator, the Heavenly Dao rejected him during his tribulation. A bolt of lightning shattered his body and tore open the void, sending him headfirst into The Boys universe, full of mutated superhumans.
No spiritual energy? No problem. He cultivates his body, with life force surging like a dragon!
The Deep is invincible in the ocean? One River-Turning Seal from him drains the whole sea, leaving you high and dry like a turtle on land! A-Train is fast? Ever heard of Shrinking the Earth to an Inch? Gu Mu smokes half a pack at the finish line while A-Train is still kicking up dust at the starting line! Homelander’s vaunted steel body and heat vision? One slap from Gu Mu, and his protective aura shatters both of Homelander’s arms!
“That’s it? You false gods from this barbaric land aren’t even worthy of rubbing my back!”
Looking at the superheroes kneeling on the ground and crying in despair, Gu Mu can only quietly chew Compound V like candy. On top of that, he has to deal with the Queen, who goes weak all over whenever she gets close to his masculine vitality...