The Return of the Condor Heroes: Sun Wukong Replaces Yang Guo and Crushes All Who Stand in His Way

[The Return of the Condor Heroes] [Wuxia, Passionate, Supremely Satisfying, Invincible Protagonist] Sun Wukong dies in an accident during the ordeal of the true and false Monkey Kings, and his soul transmigrates into Yang Guo, replacing him.

Sun Wukong: “When in Rome, do as the Romans do. If I'm a mortal now, then so be it. Mortals can enjoy their freedom too.”

Guo Jing: “Guo'er, would you like to learn the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms or the Dog-Beating Staff Technique?”

Sun Wukong: “Will they make me immortal?”

Guo Jing: “No.”

Sun Wukong: “Then I won't learn them. No, thanks.”

Huang Rong: “Guo'er, your Aunt Guo can teach you the Azure Sea Tide-Birth Melody. Would you like to learn it?”

Sun Wukong: “The Azure Sea Tide-Birth Melody? It's got the sea in its name. Will it let me swim to the bottom of the ocean and find the Dragon King?”

Huang Rong: “No.”

Sun Wukong: “Then why learn it? No, thanks.”

Xiao Longnu: “Guo'er, come learn the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra with me.”

Sun Wukong: “Will it let me fly through the heavens and burrow into the earth?”

Xiao Longnu: “No, but you can stay young forever, just like me.”

Sun Wukong: “Now that's good. I'll learn it from you.”

A few years later, Sun Wukong says, “Hey, mortal martial arts aren't all that impressive. They're not even as good as my Seventy-Two Transformations. The immortal energy in this world may be thin, but at least I've mastered them.”

An invincible-protagonist story, a fun romp, and a character with an unexpected contrast, making up for all kinds of regrets and heartbreak.