After Netizens Raised Me Online, I Went on a Rampage in Politics

[Officialdom shenanigans + parallel-world livestream + netizens crowdfund good governance + hilarious wish-fulfillment story] “County Magistrate Su! The cafeteria chef just ran off with the iron wok, and city officials are coming to inspect in two hours. We’re thirty million in the red. What are we supposed to show them?!” As the County Party Office director screamed in despair, Su Ming calmly pulled out his phone and sighed at the camera. “Folks, the whole county is in the red and we can’t pay salaries. We’re waiting for help online, and it’s urgent.” The next second, his phone transformed and connected to a parallel world! His everyday life running the county became a wildly popular “immersive survival reality show” over there. And just like that, the whole vibe of Great Wilderness County changed completely. Netizens in the parallel world: “Holy crap! A real county magistrate from a poor county is livestreaming his sob story? This is so real! Everyone, let’s start crowdfunding!” [Notice: Received a 500,000-yuan cash tip from top donor “Cyber God of Wealth”! Note: Buy the county officials some extra chicken legs!] Su Ming: “This road has eighteen hairpin turns, and no one wants to invest here.” Netizens in the parallel world: “That terrain is practically a natural Mount Akina! Put on the ‘Wildest Tractor Drift Competition on the Internet’ and I’ll cover the ticket costs!” [Notice: Received top-tier racetrack blueprints and two million yuan in seed money from “Infrastructure Maniac”!] From then on, while other county magistrates ran around desperately chasing projects, Su Ming only had to start a livestream and sigh. Interdimensional tips flooded in, god-tier blueprints arrived, and netizens across the internet became “virtual shareholders,” guiding him step by step as he turned a poor county into a global top-tier star! A leader screamed in despair: “Su Ming! I told you to boost the economy, not turn the whole county into a cyberpunk sci-fi film set!” Su Ming looked innocent. “What can I do? This generation of netizens is just too enthusiastic. I can’t stop them!”