Journey to the West: Auctioning Lifespans from the Start, Driving Gods and Buddhas Mad

Name: Journey to the West: Auctioning Lifespans from the Start, Driving Gods and Buddhas Mad
Author: Ink-Colored Flying Goose

西游：开局拍卖寿命，神佛全疯了

by Ink-Colored Flying Goose (墨色飞鸿)

Status: Completed
Length: 438k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
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Source: Fanqie

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[Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [System] [Invincible] [Journey to the West] [Subverting Expectations] I transmigrate into Journey to the West and find myself at Five Elements Mountain from the start, where I activate the Divine Auction System! Others cultivate immortality by meditating. I make my fortune through auctions! The first item up for auction: the Great Sage Equal to Heaven’s freedom! Tathagata: “How dare you! Who dares touch a piece on my Buddhist chessboard?” Me: “The highest bidder wins! Buddha, will you pay by card or sell your golden body?” Guanyin becomes my maid, Tathagata my employee, and I fleece the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms until they’re bald! My name is Lin Shu, the man who bankrupts every god and Buddha in heaven!