Lu Xingye accidentally binds himself to a Hyperdimensional Short Video System. Every time he scrolls through a video, its images are forcibly projected across the skies of every dynasty throughout history.
He only wanted to have a laugh, but the short videos he casually watched ended up driving both the ancients and modern-day world powers crazy!
He watches “All Sixteen Ming Emperors Gather,” and Zhu Di drops to his knees in front of the whole world: “Father, hear me out! I was forced to rebel!”
He watches “China’s First Legitimate Empress,” and Li Shimin completely loses it, grabbing his sword and frantically searching the entire harem for Wu Meiniang.
He watches “A Song of Qin Yuan Chun,” and Chiang Kai-shek’s eyes bulge as he flies into a rage: “Write me one! I refuse to believe there’s nobody in the world who can write better than him!”
As Lu Xingye watches increasingly outrageous short videos, the historical parallel worlds descend into total chaos.
The First Emperor of Qin gets hold of a world map, and the Qin cavalry crosses the ocean to conquer Europe!
Huo Qubing gets modern antibiotics and leads the Han cavalry in driving the Xiongnu all the way to the Arctic Ocean!
And when Lu Xingye watches “Sixth-Generation Fighters Take to the Skies, Dongfeng Missiles Cover the Globe,” the Pentagon across the ocean is left dumbfounded.
A general from Eagle Nation breaks down in tears: “We just dismantled our fifth-generation fighter production line, and now you’re giving us sixth-generation fighters? Are you treating us like idiots?”
Lu Xingye smiles faintly. Not only does he keep revealing history, he also drops a little modern technology on his ancestors.
Timeline confusion
Go back and study history properly before writing a book.
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