I Just Want to Deliver Takeout, Don't Make Me Speak Things into Reality

Lin Chen is an ordinary full-time delivery rider in Jiangcheng. Easygoing and patient in the face of trouble, his greatest wish is to make deliveries in peace, earn enough to get by, and live out an ordinary life without drawing attention. No one knows that he was born with an absurdly powerful divine ability: whatever he says becomes the will of Heaven, and all things obey.

After years with his power, Lin Chen has learned its rules inside out. Making deliberate wishes or consciously casting spells consumes his personal fortune, but offhand grumbling, speaking the truth, and casual remarks cost nothing and come true every time. To avoid trouble and preserve his good fortune, he has spent years keeping a low profile. He never speaks carelessly or complains, deliberately making himself the most inconspicuous delivery rider at the bottom of society. All he wants is to stay hidden and survive.

But the bottom of a bustling city is full of bullies who prey on the weak and one unreasonable demand after another. Abusive customers, arrogant security guards, domineering rich second-generation heirs, unscrupulous merchants, and powerful people who bend the rules keep trampling his limits. Malicious bad reviews, baseless demands for compensation, public humiliation, violent abuse, and false accusations push an ordinary man who only wants to make an honest living to the brink.

With no other choice, Lin Chen stops holding back.

A customer demands a full refund because a delivery is five minutes late? He casually says, “Your order will never be marked as delivered on your phone again,” and the customer's app freezes on the spot, instantly voiding the bad review.

A security guard abuses his authority, blocks the road, and impounds his bike? He coolly says, “Your job ends today,” and the guard receives a dismissal notice right there.

A rich heir cuts off his luxury car and insults someone from the bottom of society? Lin Chen casually remarks, “That fancy car is going to break down today,” and the million-yuan supercar's engine dies on the spot;