My Awkward System Is a Little Improper

[Comedy] [Unhinged] [Absurdist] [Gets Funnier as It Goes] [Feel-Good Comeback]

Other people's Systems give them money and combat power. The System belonging to Lin Bei, a delivery guy, specializes in creating awkward situations and curing all kinds of people who are “too concerned with saving face.”

[Ding! Sing “The Seat” with heartfelt emotion in front of your ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend! Reward: 100,000 yuan in cash!]

[Ding! Take the prime spot in a square-dance group and beat the lead dancer using the “Mixue Ice Cream & Tea” theme song! Reward: Master-level fighting skills!]

[Ding! Tell the domineering female CEO, “Oh, woman, you've successfully caught my attention!” Reward: Mind-reading ability!]

From then on, Lin Bei never turns back on his path to social death. Just when he thinks his skin is thicker than a city wall, the System comes up with something even wilder:

[Ultimate Mission: Use your original song, “Ode to Awkwardness,” to make the entire city fall into a minute of collective silence!]

Lin Bei bursts into tears. “System, can you give me a more normal mission?”

System: [This System specializes in dealing with people who refuse to be convinced, and being proper is not our style. Remember, as long as you're not embarrassed, the whole world is!]

Lin Bei can only say, “System, you're really not acting right. Please, just try to be a decent person!”