[Warning: This Book Is Extremely Intense! A Reader's Guide]
Is this a proper cultivation novel?
Proper? Not a chance! This is the cultivation world's version of "Everybody Loves Raymond"! What kind of cultivator doesn't comprehend the Dao, but instead holds tea parties in his head with two old men every day?
Is the main character actually strong?
Ridiculously strong! His motto is: "As long as it doesn't kill me, I'll get stronger until it does!" At first, he relies entirely on the two cheat-level old men in his head to carry him, turning a good-for-nothing story into an invincible steamrolling saga!
Has that pair of straw sandals become a spirit?
That's putting it mildly. They're the cultivation world's most shameless merchants! They don't just curse up a storm, they also chase their Host around asking for loans every day, and never pay them back! A mighty divine artifact, reduced to a shameless freeloader who lives off others!
When will the female lead get together with him?
That depends on whether there's enough roast chicken! The female lead, Zhou Tiantian, is known as "a walking spirit-stone ATM"! She says she doesn't want to, but her actions tell a different story: she borrows fifty and pays back a hundred, showers him with divine gear and spirit stones, and in the end asks only for a roast chicken date? She's hopelessly lovesick!
When will the demonic sects finally get serious?
Soon, soon! But right now, the Host can hardly wait for the demonic path to show up for a team-building session every day! Each time they come, they deliver a pile of spirit stones. Are these assassins really here to kill him? They're walking fortune-bringers, living bodhisattvas providing targeted aid to the poor!
