On My Wedding Night, I Burned the Tyrant Alive with Unhinged Rants

[A Tyrant Who Pretends to Be Refined but Is Actually a Madman × A Heroine Who Pretends to Scramble for Her Life but Is Really a Walking Snark Machine]

Jiang Shiyi transmigrates into a book, becoming a disposable stand-in bride who won't survive her wedding night.

Her new husband is Xie Yan, a tyrant who slaughters without mercy and whose moods are impossible to predict. The whole world is waiting for him to die.

On their wedding night, Xie Yan wipes his bloodstained sword and smiles like a demon from hell. “I enjoy killing people, and I enjoy being killed. What do you think, my beloved consort?”

He expects the beauty to tremble in fear. Instead, Jiang Shiyi blurts out:

“What a coincidence, Your Majesty! I love watching people get buried! Shall I order you a deluxe sliding-lid rosewood coffin? Buy one, get one free!”

Xie Yan: ?

The next day, the tyrant tests her. “If I were to die, how long would you mourn me?”

Jiang Shiyi sheds tears on the outside while ranting furiously inside:

[Mourn you? What are you talking about! The second you die, someone will snatch me up! Three seconds at most, not a moment longer!]

Xie Yan, who accidentally bonded with the “Mind-Reading Art”: ...

Not only does he spare her, he pins her against the wall, eyes bloodshot. “Remarry? Jiang Shiyi, even in hell, you'll be lying in the same coffin as me!”

Later, the entire court is shocked to discover that their brutal, tyrannical sovereign has changed.

He no longer kills people. Instead, he carries around a copy of The Empress's Crazy Rants!