I Just Want to Slack Off and Get Weird, but My Pop Star Wife Is Too Alluring

Name: I Just Want to Slack Off and Get Weird, but My Pop Star Wife Is Too Alluring
Author: Tianpeng Yuanshuai

只想摸鱼搞抽象，天后老婆太撩人

by Tianpeng Yuanshuai (天蓬圆帅)

Status: Completed
Length: 358k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 14d ago
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156Chapters

10.6kReads

8.0Score

1.5kShelves

2.9kListens

76.4kReads · all time

Synopsis

[Showbiz + One Female Lead + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Sweet Romance + Pure Love] To activate the System, Yi Jian has to apply for jobs at 99 entertainment companies. For the sake of keeping a record, Yi Jian sends accounts of his job-hunting experiences to a dormant account in his contacts. In the end, thanks to his wonderfully unconventional talents, all 99 companies block him! The good news is, he successfully activates the “Human-Machine Artist” System. The bad news is, this System seems to be an “artificial idiot.” Yi Jian: Make me a killer self-introduction! System: Hello, fellow producers! I’m a trainee with two and a half years of experience... Yi Jian: Write me a song about a wedding. Make it romantic but down-to-earth. System: Your song “Wedding Bells” is ready: The eighteenth day of the first month, an auspicious day, the sorghum sedan chair... Is this ghost wedding really down-to-earth, or is it taking us straight to the underworld? Yi Jian: Write me a song with concise lyrics that are full of meaning. System: Your song “Drowning” is ready: so funny ya i ya i... Yi Jian: Make me an incredibly rousing, action-packed cartoon! System: Your cartoon “Those Things About That Rabbit” is ready. Wait, how can these adorable little bunnies be rousing? But what gives Yi Jian the biggest headache is that the dormant account he uses to record his embarrassing past actually belongs to rising starlet Zhong Qing'er! Zhong Qing'er: I'll give you five million to marry me! Yi Jian: Have some restraint! I'm not that kind of person! Zhong Qing'er: Yi Jian, you wouldn't want your embarrassing past to... One year later. Award-winning screenwriter Yi Jian says to his superstar wife: The year is up! His superstar wife: No! We agreed it would be forever!

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If you write so well, please update me as soon as possible. [Sending Hearts] As long as it doesn't end badly, chase it to the end. I can also recommend it to my friends. Author, please update quickly, don't be so slow. [Angry] [Asking for explosive updates] [Asking for explosive updates] [Asking for explosive updates] [Asking for explosive updates] [Asking for explosive updates] [Asking for explosive updates] [Asking for explosive updates] [Asking for explosive updates] [Asking for explosive updates] [Asking for explosive updates]
5 likes3mo ago
It's very interesting. I watched the latest episode in one go. The direct and step-by-step interaction between the male and female protagonists is very interesting. The goodwill between the two people is also slowly rising. I am even more looking forward to the subsequent plot.
2 likes2mo ago
It's beautiful, I love it, the little couple is so sweet [send heartfelt]
2 likes3mo ago
It's a sweet story, although it's a bit cliche but it's okay, nothing particularly uncomfortable.
2 likes3mo ago
It seems to be a pretty good book so far. I hope the author can keep up the good work. Come on!
2 likes4mo ago
After reading it in one bite, you can boldly pursue the non-toxic points.
2 likes4mo ago
Why is this score so low [face covering]
1 like2mo ago
Although the slap-in-the-face routine is indeed cliche, it doesn't matter if you enjoy it. Sweet ~ I feel even happier especially after knowing that the author failed ~
1 like3mo ago
No man, it's rare to see such a good-looking subject, come on brother
1 like3mo ago
Now I'm very confused as to why I had to go to someone else's company to shoot (that rabbit). Can't I just build my own company later and start doing it slowly? Don't be afraid that no one will want good animation. It's really not good enough to show it to people in the country. No matter what, I don't want that rabbit to be bought by someone else.
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