Honghuang: The Lazy White Crane Is Doted on by the Sages

Bai Yaoyao becomes the first innate white crane born after the world of the primordial wilderness was created.

Others cultivate immortality by enduring tribulations, risking death at every turn.

Bai Yaoyao cultivates by finding a sunny spot and taking a nap!

She thought her poor cultivation would get her eliminated, but who knew she’d become the most untouchable member of the imperial clan in all the primordial wilderness?

Yuanshi Tianzun is fiercely protective: “My disciple behaves properly and is a perfect fit for the orthodox Daoist tradition. Anyone who dares touch her will answer to the Pangu Banner!”

Laozi keeps stuffing Nine-Turn Golden Elixirs into her hands: “The white crane has such a clear Dao heart. She should be raised on immortal elixirs like candy beans.”

Sect Master Tongtian rolls up his sleeves: “Come on, little Yaoyao! Whoever gets on your nerves, I’ll take them down with the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation!”

Even Dao Ancestor Hongjun speaks up: “This child accords with the great trend of Heaven’s Dao and is destined for great fortune.”

Bai Yaoyao roams the primordial wilderness with impunity, until one day she brings home a handsome, tragic man in black, battered from battle.

She means to keep him as a lackey, but he turns out to be the ancient Demon Venerable, the most fearsome fiend of all!

The Demon Venerable pins her against a wall of the Jade Void Palace, his eyes filled with a crazed possessiveness. “You saved me, so you’ll pay for it with your life!”

As soon as the words leave his mouth

The Saints surround them, murderous and armed with their magical treasures. “Try pulling out one of her crane feathers, and see what happens!”

Demon Venerable: “…I mean, I’ll give her my life to make her my wife.”