Kill Old Li with Rage, Then Bring Him Back to Life and Make Him Take a Class on Rebellion

"Li Chengqian, when staging a rebellion, you can't hesitate! First, seize Xuanwu Gate and cut off all communication between the inside and outside..."

High above the Taiji Palace of the Great Tang, Fang Chu sat on an electric scooter, shouting into a megaphone as he frantically taught Li Chengqian the crash course "How to Rebel Against Your Father in No Time."

Below, Li Shimin shook with rage. His vision went black, and he collapsed on the spot from a heart attack.

Seeing this, Fang Chu casually cast "Absolute Healing" and instantly restored Li Shimin to full health. "Your Majesty, feeling better? Then let's move on to Chapter Three: How to Make Your Imperial Father Abdicate Without Bloodshed."

Li Shimin: "???" The entire court: "!!!"

Fang Chu had been an ordinary delivery rider until he accidentally bonded with the [Time-Space Prank System]. As long as he delivered bizarre takeout to people from the past and racked up emotional points, he could grow infinitely stronger!

Not only did he possess Absolute Healing, he also wielded the Purple Sky Divine Thunder. Anyone who so much as bared their teeth at him would get struck by lightning!

And so, history was thrown into chaos.

In the Ming dynasty, he dragged Zhu Biao off for a vacation on a tropical island, infuriating Zhu Yuanzhang so much that he tried to chop the thunder itself with his saber. In the Qin dynasty, he handed Ying Zheng a world map, shocking the First Emperor into chasing Hu Hai with his sword. In the Three Kingdoms era, Second Master Guan donned sunglasses and rode a heavy motorcycle through five passes, defeating six generals...

Fang Chu: "I'm just a kindhearted delivery rider. You emperors of the ages, try not to get so worked up!"