The Mad Emperor’s Little Eunuch Can’t Escape

Name: The Mad Emperor’s Little Eunuch Can’t Escape
Author: A Sail Hangs

疯批陛下的小太监逃不掉了

by A Sail Hangs (一帆悬)

Status: Completed
Length: 185k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 2mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Two male leads + genuine eunuch + angsty love between two devoted partners + happy ending + historical + chasing his wife]

Unhinged, stubborn emperor × humble, loyal eunuch

In public, Su Luochen is the fearsome Ninth Thousand Years, a man who kills without blinking. But in front of Li Yanxi, he's just a dog wagging its tail and begging for scraps.

Beat him or curse him, Su Luochen is a dog who never seems to feel a thing. He just smiles and takes it.

Until one night, when he was drugged, and the little eunuch before him suddenly seemed all the more tempting.

He pinned him in the bath, but the servant who was always so docile actually refused him!

And yet this same servant would secretly touch his hand while helping him dress, and sneak a kiss on his lips while he slept.

Li Yanxi had been furious and worked him to the bone, only to discover that Su Luochen could cry, beg for mercy, and plead with red-rimmed eyes, "Please spare this servant, Your Majesty."

"You dare?"

"You clearly dare quite a lot!"

Content warnings: extensive physical and emotional abuse, a major power imbalance, and the top is slow to realize his feelings.

This is actually a story about two people saving each other. Neither the top nor the bottom is a good person, but they both have their reasons.

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