What Do You Mean I Picked Up a Slacker Dragon Loli?

[Urban High Martial Arts] + [Beast Taming] + [One Female Lead] + [Dragon Girl] + [Tsundere] On the third day after Mu Yu transmigrates, he awakens a superpower: [Words Become Law]. Say “Stop,” and no one can move. Say “Be quiet,” and the whole place falls silent. Full of confidence, he heads straight for the suburban ruins to find his first contracted beast. Then he finds a little pink dragon sunbathing. “If you want to be my contracted beast, just say so. Playing hard to get won't work on me.” The little dragon: ? Su Xi has lived for a thousand years, and no one has ever dared speak to her like that. But in this life, she just wants to laze around. She can't be bothered to argue with this shameless human. Besides, this flimsy contract can't hold her anyway, so she might as well treat it as a chance to experience life. What she doesn't expect is to be named “Lucky,” registered as a canine, and even fed a bowl of pig feed that very night. Even less does she expect that when people mock her as a “useless contracted beast,” this weak human will stand in front of her and say, word by word, “No one gets to judge my contracted beast but me.” One day, an S-rank secret realm descends, and the whole city falls. Everyone thinks Mu Yu is doomed. Only Su Xi, perched on his shoulder, yawns. “Ugh, what a pain. I was going to laze around. Master Mu Yu, you're such a little nobody~” She opens her eyes, and the starry pupils slowly turn. That day, the S-rank secret realm shatters into pieces in an instant. Meanwhile, Mu Yu is crouched in the ruins, rummaging through the spoils without realizing what happened. “Whoa, what a lousy secret realm! Was its quality so bad it just shattered on its own?” Su Xi: ?