I died suddenly and was reborn as India's “Son of God”!
Uttar Pradesh, 2000. A ten-year-old Kshatriya boy is hailed as an incarnation of Vishnu because of the vermilion mark between his brows. In his previous life, he was a 32-year-old programmer. In this one, he has cheat codes for all of India!
[Acting That Leaves Everyone in the Dust] Bollywood is still stuck doing awkward dance numbers? I use 2026's Method Acting techniques, and the director falls to his knees in tears. At ten, I win the Filmfare Award for Best Child Actor!
[Prophetic Investing] I load up on Bitcoin when a dollar buys 1,300 coins, swoop in during Tesla's Series A, and launch “India's TikTok” fifteen years ahead of schedule, reaching over 500 million users!
[Caste Power] My Brahmin first wife helps me take concubines, insisting, “They have to be dumber and uglier than me, and do what I say.” Silicon Valley socialites, Pakistani supermodels, Russian oligarchs' daughters... My harem's CEO personally interviews them!
[A Legend to the World] From a landlord's grandson on the banks of the Ganges to a three-time Oscar-winning Best Actor, from $100,000 to a $200 billion fortune. Modi wants me as his adviser, and Davos rearranges its schedule for me.
In this life, I don't just want to be India's richest man, the nation's dreamboat, and the world's greatest actor...
I want the whole world to remember: the gods come from the East!
The front looks good, but what I write on the back always repeats itself.
My head hurts from reading it. I repeat it back and forth. Did the author not read the content when uploading the chapters?