Wasn’t I Supposed to Transmigrate? So Why Does She Have Cheat Powers?

Good heavens! If you’re going to make me transmigrate, at least give me my text pack!!! Why did you only give me a voice pack???

Good heavens!! Why did you have to make my memories take so long to come back?! I spent the first seven years of my life like I had no sense at all!!

Three days after my birthday, a language pack and text pack fell out of a tree! Old man in the sky!! Why wasn’t it a System, but an actual living person instead?!?!

Huh? This doll is pretty useful. She’s amazing at potions, survival, and hunting! The only problem is that the doll needs to load a voice pack!! And she’s a timid little green tea, too.

Huh? Wasn’t I supposed to go to Hufflepuff? Why am I being sorted into Gryffindor?? My doll is gone (´ . .̫ . `)

Old man in the sky, you’ve played the biggest joke on me. Why are my memories of my past life getting blurrier and blurrier?? And why is my doll little sister gone, too??

Merlin! Wasn’t I supposed to have transmigrated? Then why is my doll as powerful as a bug in the world itself!!! She’s Hogwarts’ number one! She’s also the most popular person at Hogwarts!! Why don’t I have a golden finger??? And why does it come with fuzzy memories???