[System] [Comedy] [Lighthearted] [爽文] [Cultivation] [Skill Draws]
Lin Yuan transmigrates to a fantasy world, expecting to get a genius's starting package. Instead, he looks down and finds himself fifty-six years old, at the third stage of Qi Drawing, and so poor he can barely keep his trousers up.
Luckily, a System shows up.
The bad news: it's called the All-Seeing Fun-Witness System.
Its functions are ridiculous too: watch the fun, draw skills, earn points!
While others train desperately, he squats nearby to watch the sect's prodigies crash and burn.
While others fight bloody battles in secret realms, he casually spectates a massive love-triangle showdown.
While others spend a century laying plans, he witnesses twist after twist on the spot, drawing skills until his hands go numb!
It's just that this System is a bit of a jerk.
Before binding, it calls him "Honored Host" at every turn. After binding, it turns ice-cold:
Got points? Buy it yourself. No points? Get lost.
Before long, the entire cultivation world starts to realize something is off.
Why is Lin Yuan always wherever something spectacular happens?
Why does he get stronger the more everyone else fails?
And why, by the end, has he become the biggest joke of all?
This is the story of an unlucky man who transmigrates into the body of a lowly rogue cultivator and, after binding himself to a shameless System, levels up while watching the action and leaves the entire cultivation world stunned.
