Honkai: Star Rail: That's Feiying, Not a Pokemon!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've arrived in the Pokemon world. Head to Pallet Town to pick up your Starter Pokémon!] “Pick up my ass! This is Honkai: Star Rail!” Luo Ye transmigrated into Honkai: Star Rail and stared at the Pokémon Master System bound to him, overcome by deep self-doubt. [Ding! Starter Pokémon “Stelle” detected (Galactic Baseballer Form). Type: Physical + Airheaded. Recommended as a beginner companion!] “That's the Trailblazer! Do you expect her to use a baseball bat to challenge Gym Leaders?!” [Ding! Rare Pokemon “Feiying” detected (Ninetales Regional Form). Proceed to Dual-Phase Paradise immediately to catch it!] “Catch my ass! That's Feiying, not a Pokemon!” System: [This Pokemon's traits: tsundere, nags you to update, MAX combat power. Host, stop questioning the System and catch it with a Poke Ball at once!] Luo Ye: “...?” Then he watched helplessly as the System started going crazy. Silver Wolf: “Gamer Form. Types: Electronic + Dark. Can Mega Evolve into Super Hacker Wolf Overlord LV999.” March 7th: “Photographer Form. Types: Ice + Cute. Can Mega Evolve into Super Evernight.” Jingliu: “Sword Champion Form. Types: Ice + Slash. Can be caught after defeating her.” Luo Ye: “Jingliu, let me explain. That's not what I mean by catch, ” Jingliu: “Draw your sword!” … Three months later. “Go, Silver Wolf! Mega Evolve! Wolf Overlord LV9999!” “Go, Feiying! Mega Evolve! Super Bulldozer Girl!” “Go, March 7th! Mega Evolve! Super Evernight!” What do I care about the IPC, Emanators, or Aeons? Take it up with my Mega Evolutions!