Honkai: Star Rail: We Agreed on a Job, So What Do You Mean, Have a Baby?

[Honkai: Star Rail] [Multiple Heroines] [Love Rival Showdowns] [Lots of Everyday Life] [Yandere Characters] Luo Yun got saddled with an Evil-doing System that forces him to do bad deeds every day. To hold on to his principles, he opened a "Universal Mercenary Company" aboard the Jade Abacus Xianzhou. Robbing the rich to help the poor, delivering packages, working as a bodyguard... As long as you pay the price, he'll take any job. As his reputation grew, his clients got more and more outrageous: Sparkle: "Hire you to come blow up a warehouse with me. Name your price." Spark: "Hire you to spank Lady Sparkle and tell her I'm the real one!" General Yaoguang: "I cast a divination and found that you should steal my clothes for me." Firefly: "Could you help maintain my SAM mech? The repair bay is cramped, so you might have to squeeze in with me." Kafka: "Come help me complete a Stellaron Hunters mission. Your payment will be a kiss. How about it?" March 7th: "Hey! Help me come up with a super touching backstory! If it's good, I'll hire you as my personal photographer!" Later, the clients stopped acting like ordinary people. Sparkle: "I'll hire you to be my boyfriend for a day~" Spark: "Let's pretend to be the sweetest couple in the universe and livestream all our lovey-dovey moments!" General Yaoguang: "I ran the numbers, and your genes are a perfect match for mine. You know what I mean." Firefly: "This time, I want to hire you to watch a meteor shower with me." Kafka: "Listen to me..." March 7th: "I finally figured it out. You might just be the past I've been looking for~" Luo Yun looked at the clients filling his house and felt a chill run down his back. "Wait, what exactly do you mean by these commissions?!" Everyone answered in unison: "Obviously, help us have a baby." Luo Yun: "???"