I Made a Virus at Seven, and My Mom Turned Me In to the Government

In 2026, a “Panda Twerking” virus sweeps across the globe, crippling the internet and sending nuclear weapons systems out of control!

The world erupts in fury. Several countries issue the highest-level joint manhunt order, vowing to catch the “terrifying hacker” responsible!

That night, single mother Su Lan feels her world collapse. In tears, she leads her seven-year-old son, Lu Su, into the police station. “Officers, I’m turning myself in. My son wrote the virus…”

The whole country is shaken! The military imposes its highest-level lockdown, and the General Command interrogates the adorable seven-year-old through the night.

“Little guy, do you know your prank almost destroyed the world?”

In the interrogation chair, seven-year-old Lu Su can only sigh helplessly.

“Sir, you’ve got it wrong. That wasn’t a virus. It was a quantum-lockdown firewall! If we’d been one second later, an advanced alien AI would have wiped out humanity through the internet!”

“There’s no time! The silicon-based gods will descend in just three days! Cut the international fiber-optic cables at once! Get me some paper and a pen. I’ll teach you how to build room-temperature superconductors and an aerospace carrier by hand!”

The leaders think he’s making it all up, until three days later, when alien meteorite-insect swarms really do appear at the edge of the solar system…

The Eagle Nation breaks down in despair. “Help! Wait, how is China already intercepting them in space with a star destroyer?!”

The whole world erupts, while humanity’s savior is still getting chased around the yard and beaten by his mom for not finishing his elementary school math homework.