I Brought a Bunch of Goofy Players and Spoiled Zheng Ge into First Place

Reborn as Ying Zhao, a doomed princess of the Qin dynasty, she unexpectedly awakens the Fourth Calamity Summoning System.

History says Qin must fall? She summons a million chaotic players and crushes the opposition with overwhelming force!

“Ding! Your heavenly soldier, Grind King Wang, has logged in. He’ll finish rebuilding the Epang Palace in three days!”

“Ding! Your heavenly soldier, Nuclear Blast Venerable, has logged in. One shot will flatten the Xiongnu royal camp!”

Ying Zhao happily stays behind the scenes, building up the infrastructure and stockpiling troops. Along the way, she stuffs useless Hu Hai into a sack and beats him until he looks like a pig’s head. The throne seems as good as hers.

But then her imperial father, the First Emperor himself, suddenly awakens the Fortune-Blessed NPC Subsystem, allowing him to see every player’s quest panel!

Learning that his daughter has been secretly hoarding future superweapons, the First Emperor sneers and starts micromanaging in reverse.

Players want an autograph? They can trade for it with high-yield rice seeds!

Players want a photo? He’ll agree once they build him a steam engine!

One day, Ying Zhao leads her troops to seize the throne, only to find her father seated on the dragon throne. Pointing at the modern weapons scattered across the floor, he smiles kindly. “Little Ten, I’ve seen your globe of Earth. This much territory isn’t enough for you to inherit. Take your heavenly soldiers and conquer Rome for me!”

Ying Zhao: “Oh no. Not only have I become a wage slave, I’m going to be working for my workaholic father for the rest of my life!”