Bad news: Jiang Jiang has transmigrated into a world of immortal cultivation.
Good news: she has a System, and her talent is absurdly good from the start. She can cultivate all five elemental spirit roots, and the head of Qingyun Sect takes her in as his final disciple.
Good news: the System’s beginner quest seems to have a bug. Early on, she can keep earning attribute points by killing low-level monsters, as long as she doesn’t submit the quest as complete.
Jiang Jiang: So I can exploit the bug and max out my points, right?
And so, Qingyun Sect gains a cultivation prodigy the likes of which it has never seen.
Bad news: to return to Earth, Jiang Jiang has to fill the progress bars of the three male leads blessed with great fortune.
Progress bars? What are they even measuring?
Among the sect disciples, Jiang Jiang beats up her senior brother while playing the role of the junior sister, then ends the fight with a thousand-years-of-pain move. Afterwards, she sees the progress bar above his head shoot up.
Jiang Jiang gets it! It’s a hatred meter!
After that, Jiang Jiang starts racking up all kinds of hatred from the three male leads.
When she fills the progress bars and is ready to complete the main quest, the System tells her that the bars actually measure affection?
Jiang Jiang: What? You’re saying that our outwardly upright and noble senior brother is secretly a masochist, and the more I beat him up, the better he likes it? So that wasn’t a hatred meter, it was an affection meter?
System: Correct.
Jiang Jiang: ...So the other two male leads have some unusual fetishes too?
System: That’s right.
Jiang Jiang: Just destroy this world already. I’m tired. Who could’ve guessed that three great male leads blessed with good fortune would have such perverted tastes in private!!!!
