The Inn of No Return: a respectable black-hearted establishment.
The proprietor, Li Wujiao, will chase someone for two li over three coins, and his ledger lists guests as donkeys.
The proprietress, Su Wanqing, uses her rolling pin to deal with anyone who won't behave.
The fat orange cat is even worse: it steals wine, throws up in your shoes, then shamelessly expects you to pay for the mess.
And the unlucky soul they picked up on a snowy night? He breaks bowls, snaps axes, and pours tea like he's building a dam.
Then the guests start showing up: debtors, fugitives, freeloaders...
The cat proprietor's motto: No credit for three coins, and no refunds on human lives.
Checking in is easy. Leaving? Pay your bill first.
