Yang Feng coasted to five Champions League titles as a lucky charm, never playing a single minute, yet the whole world mocked him as a deadweight.
After winning his fifth Champions League title, the System activated a reward: Messi's dribbling, Ronaldo's shooting, De Bruyne's passing, Van Dijk's defending, Neuer's reflexes, and Mbappe's speed.
In his preseason debut, he dribbled past Real Madrid's entire defense and scored five goals while making three assists in a single match.
Global media: "We haven't witnessed a player. We've witnessed a god!"
Executives from his first four clubs collectively broke down: "We left him on the bench for five years?!"
Klopp smashed his coffee cup, Florentino smashed seven cups, and Hoeness suffered a stroke and was hospitalized.
It's so awesome, so powerful. The protagonist has to score 150 goals a year and add 100 assists. If it were real, it would have to sell for one billion.
It's great, but it's a bit awkward to watch. It's similar to an explanation, a self-narration, and the narrative style is similar to mine. It's just too reckless. There are no details, just a beginning and an end!
It's a cool article, that's it.
Also known as "Harland's smile froze" [Shocked]
Not bad, worth appreciating