Li Ran transmigrates to a Bundesliga team facing relegation and gains the ability “Guaranteed Goal.” It ensures he scores once in every match, but comes with a drawback: his soccer skills are only at the level of a high school varsity player. His passing error rate is a staggering 40%, his positioning is chaotic, and he's a walking example of everything a tactics textbook says not to do.
During an intrasquad scrimmage, he gives away three easy passes in a row, then scores an incredibly awkward last-minute winner against the first team. The club goes into an uproar!
The coach is furious and wants to fire him, but common sense tells him: this is a living BUG.
For the sake of that one reliable goal per game, the coaching staff goes berserk. They stop teaching Li Ran how to play soccer and start teaching the other ten players how to “win games while carrying a useless player”!
Before long, a freak appears in European football: a “ghost striker” who gets very little playing time, has appalling technical stats, yet scores in 100% of his appearances. The media mocks him as a “football parasite,” and opponents dismiss him as “lucky.” But after Li Ran scores the winning goal against them, everyone discovers in terror that this guy really can guarantee a team's minimum chance of victory! Li Ran shrugs. “I'm just here to get points. Who cares about the process? I score, you lose. That's the brutal truth of professional football.”
Still worth appreciating
Just let him play the last few minutes of every game. The story is more reasonable