I’m Jiang Wudu. I’ve started over on my second run, but I have absolutely no memories of my past life.
The good news: The System boosted my charm to 2325. I’m so handsome that even stray dogs salute me.
The bad news: All my combat stats went into cooking. In a fight, all I can manage is a windproof lighter.
I thought I’d just coast through this life, until a wealthy woman with seventh-tier calamity-level powers showed up and insisted I help her find her cat. Then there’s my stepsister, who suddenly awakened yandere tendencies and looks at me like I’m an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Holy crap, wait... Do they both remember their past lives? And didn’t I “offend” both of them back then?
Now the wealthy woman wants to tie me up and bring me home so we can “fall in love over time,” while my stepsister wants to take the “step-sibling route” and steal me away. They’re all human nuclear bombs, and I’m just an incubus who knows how to cook.
How am I supposed to survive this life? Asking online. The braised pork is still simmering, so this is urgent.
【Yandere】+【Second run】+【Love triangle showdown】+【Multiple heroines】
This is not the emperor's uncle. There is also some thunder language system. I'm trying to score points. I'm afraid I'll lose it.
The eagle-like Thunder language system is still too supermodel