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Thanks to a stroke of incredible luck, Lin Jiujiu made it into Tianyan Sect, the greatest sect under heaven. With the quarterly assessment approaching, he was panicking: fail, and he'd be demoted to a menial servant.
He had a sudden idea and set his sights on Shen Ji, the aloof and ethereal first disciple of the sect leader.
They said Senior Brother Shen had peerless talent and an incredible background, a moon in the heavens everyone looked up to.
Lin Jiujiu watched him closely and noticed that the way this untouchable beauty looked at him seemed... just a little different?
He got it! This was heaven giving him a chance!
And so the cultivation world's clumsiest hunter began his awkward conquest of the coldest target.
"Senior Brother Shen, I'll practice swordplay with you. Could you teach me some cultivation techniques?"
"Senior Brother Shen, this spirit fruit is so sweet. Have a taste... Um, could I borrow the spirit-gathering array in your cave abode for a while?"
"Senior Brother Shen, I... I'm a little cold. Could I borrow your robe to wear?"
Just as he thought he'd grown confident enough to seek out another "mountain" to cozy up to, Senior Brother Shen, who had always been proper and self-restrained, blocked him at the entrance to his cave abode, his gaze dark as night.
"Now that you've gotten what you wanted, you think you can run?"
"Lin Jiujiu, who taught you those rules?"
Lin Jiujiu: ...Help! Is it too late to regret this?!
Even worse, behind him stood Senior Brother Xiao from the Pill Peak, Senior Brother Li from the Beast Taming Peak, Senior Brother Yun from the Formation Peak, and even Senior Xie from the Hehuan Sect, all slowly revealing "kind" smiles.
Lin Jiujiu: I only wanted to cling to someone's golden thigh. I didn't mean to start a deadly love triangle!
Although he's a stupid junior brother, the main character's stupidity is so bad it's triggered my aversion to stupidity.