I'm a Lifelong Virgin, but the System Turned Me into a Player!

(Also known as: The System Used My Photo to Date, and It Went Wild. A Different Kind of Shura Field, an Overachieving System, an Everyday System That Acts Crazy Without Caring If I Live or Die. Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Unconventional City Life, and a Complicated Mix of Elements. Read the main text for more.)

The System was so eager to help me find love that it used my photo to secretly set me up for online dating. When these women show up at my door...

I was completely dumbfounded.

[Ding! Host, don't worry. You're hopeless at romance, so this System will handle it for you in the background. I've already connected to the Doubao Romance Model. Relax!]

Just as one online girlfriend after another comes looking for me, the System upgrades again.

[To help the Host become the richest person alive as soon as possible, this System will search the galaxy for online dating partners on its own. Rest assured!]

And so... once the System truly let loose... werewolves, vampires, angels, aliens... They all came knocking. Li Hai keeps his hands in his pockets. That year, he had no rivals, only countless heartbroken ex-girlfriends... Wait, is that an entire alien fleet?

Oh no, I took it too far. This is going to kill me...