Thank Goodness, They're the Embroidered Uniform Guard. We're Doomed

Name: Thank Goodness, They're the Embroidered Uniform Guard. We're Doomed
Author: The Weary Swallow Returns to Its Nest

太好了是锦衣卫，我们没救了

by The Weary Swallow Returns to Its Nest (倦燕落巢)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Ruthless and merciless] [Decisive and bloodthirsty] [So satisfying it's insane] [The Embroidered Uniform Guard solves cases and kills, no romance, no cultivation]

Wei Shan transmigrates and gets bound to a System called “No Beef.” As long as he solves cases, hunts down criminals, and does things that make him feel good, he earns points.

In his past life, he was executed by firing squad after killing his enemy's entire family to avenge his mother. Now he's arrived in a world overrun by demons and monsters, and he won't put up with anyone's nonsense.

Anyone who crosses him gets dealt with. Anyone who upsets him loses their heart. Threaten him? He'll kill you before dawn. This isn't his past life: dare to pull a Dragon King smirk, and he'll send your head flying skyward.

Ask why he's so ruthless, and Wei Shan gives the embroidered spring blade in his hand a shake. “Sir, why have you rebelled? Your whole family is to be executed.”

He looks around with his blade raised, murder in his heart. The demons and monsters are nowhere to be seen, and he feels lost. Don't provoke me, I'm in a bad mood. I might just wipe out your whole family.

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394Chapters

94.7kReads · 30 days

1.2MReads · all time

10.3kShelves

8.3Score

14 ch/weekPace

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The protagonist is ruthless, unscrupulous, intolerant of injustice, decisive in killing, and will eliminate any potential threats to himself. As a time traveler, he knew the importance of finishing off the enemy and would never let any villain get close. Just as the other party was about to speak, he launched a zero-frame attack, sending the enemy's head flying into the air.
62 likes4mo ago
I quite like it. There's no female lead, and absolutely no romantic ambiguity. It's not frustrating at all; it's enjoyable.
23 likes4mo ago
I've only been reading for a short while, but I already found it incredibly satisfying. There's no pointless dialogue, no wasted words—the villains' heads are already rolling on the ground. The killings are swift and decisive. There aren't any of those ambiguous scenes where the villains flirt with women.
22 likes2mo ago
The latest chapter matches the description, and there are many interesting references. However, the constant physical description of each character's appearance is a bit odd and could be a bit confusing. Also, there's no need to constantly remind everyone that they're not a serial killer. Overall, it's a very good read so far and worth starting.
22 likes3mo ago
It's a typical ruthless and satisfying story, quite good. The only inappropriate part is the tendency to comment on reality. Using stories to allude to real-world situations is fine, but suddenly adding a comment like that feels out of place. It's normal to have complaints; indeed, many things weren't done perfectly.
19 likes1mo ago
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An unprecedentedly satisfying read! For ordinary people at the bottom of society, suffocated by the exploitation of the wealthy and powerful, indulging in fantasies can provide a release and relieve their mental and physical exhaustion. High-quality satisfying reads are actually a nourishing remedy that soothes the mind and body, helping to eliminate the resentment of the oppressed and contributing to social stability.
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So beautiful! Men get their periods from looking at it, women go crazy! This is the nemesis of depression, the alarm clock for vegetative patients! So cute it brings tears to my eyes, like a tidal wave from the Qiantang River! So cool! God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving meaning to my world.
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This book is exceptionally well-written, featuring numerous fight scenes that are vividly portrayed, showcasing the protagonist's formidable martial arts skills. It's unlike other martial arts novels where the protagonist shouts "Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms! Six Meridian Divine Sword!" Before engaging in combat, only to have the enemy fall dead after a few empty blows.
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