[Popular tags: #Hilarious #No-Brains-Required #Miracle Doctor #Past and Present Lives #Transmigrate #Reborn #Bickering Couple #Socially Mortifying Moments #Both Leads Are Chaste #Feel-Good Revenge #Medicine and Poison in One]
Synopsis: This is a lot of fun, so please keep reading patiently. If anything seems unreasonable, I did it on purpose. Please forgive me, and thank you! Ever since I carelessly picked up a bracelet from an ancient tomb, a good-for-nothing intern in the world of traditional Chinese medicine, I’ve had a pair of immortals who have loved and loathed each other for a thousand years living inside me: a cold, aloof Medicine God versus a sharp-tongued Poison King. Since then, my daily life has become one huge series of socially mortifying moments. One second my left hand is elegantly picking up food, and the next my right hand is down my pants, scratching my foot and sniffing my fingers. In a meeting, I’ll cite chapter and verse to put the department director in his place, then immediately turn to my boss’s thinning hair and cheekily ask, “Your Majesty, shall I grant you a secret formula for hair growth?” Even in the bath, my left hand is covering me to keep me from flashing anyone, while my right hand is busy fighting for the bubbles. Faced with certain death, I can defy fate with a single needle. Faced with damaged ancient prescriptions, I can restore them perfectly with my eyes closed. The whole hospital thinks I’m a madwoman with multiple personalities. Worse still, I have to deal with that devastatingly handsome, aloof dreamboat who keeps suspecting that someone else has possessed my body... Help! How can an intern manage two immortals, win over the dreamboat, and reach the pinnacle of life?!
