Dual Transmigration to the Qin Dynasty! I Became Hu Hai and Just Want to Slack Off, but Zhao Gao Keeps Trying to Become Emperor!
He urges me to kill loyal officials and stage the classic “point at a deer and call it a horse” trick, hoping to make me take the blame while he climbs to the top. I respond by slacking off and passing the buck whenever anything happens: “You handle it!”
So Zhao Gao goes into overdrive. He establishes the imperial examination system, puts Xiang Yu and Liu Bang on the wanted list, and works himself to the bone.
Meanwhile, I lounge with beautiful women on either side and indulge in every pleasure life has to offer. But as I keep slacking off...
What? Liu Bang and Xiang Yu have been defeated?
What? The Xiongnu have been wiped out, and the territory of Great Qin has expanded several times over?
Wait! When did I send people on voyages to the Western Oceans? How does Great Qin have so many warships now?!
Zhao Gao did all of this. Why are the officials praising me?
The officials: “His Majesty must be hiding his true abilities. Zhao Gao is His Majesty's trusted aide, so he must be acting on His Majesty's orders. That makes His Majesty the most powerful of all!”
Zhao Gao: “I worked myself to the bone in both my past and present lives, only to make all that effort a gift to someone who does nothing?”
Me: “Wait! Weren't I supposed to slack off for six months and then die? How did I become an emperor for the ages?”
