Reborn in the Primordial World, he starts out as the Time Demon God, Shichen. The moment he opens his eyes, the Heavenly Dao locks down his cultivation, and Hongjun puts him on the list for reckoning.
In the midst of this crisis, he awakens the [Myriad Worlds Handyman Chat Group], and the wild schemes begin. Shichen quietly opens the group announcement:
“Urgently hiring henchmen: Compensation = any resources from the Myriad Worlds; Requirements = Quasi-Saint or higher (Hongjun has already joined)”
And so...
Luohou floods the chat group with stickers to snatch missions, while Zulong and Yuanfeng call off their war and become customer service reps.
When seven otherworldly supremes join forces to unleash a dark upheaval, a notification suddenly pops up in the chat group:
“Your hired henchman, ‘Luohou,’ has arrived on the battlefield. Leave a five-star review to get points back!”
A few eras later, Shichen toys with the core of the Heavenly Dao and smiles. “The Primordial World's strongest? They're just outstanding employees in my group. My goal is to build the Supreme Primordial World!”
[Primordial Handyman Chat Group (999+ unread)]
Luohou: “Group leader! You have to send me on this mission! That old scoundrel Hongjun is slow as a dog!”
Hongjun: “This Daoist is versed in the laws of the Myriad Worlds. Some bloodthirsty brute only knows how to wreck things @Luohou”
Zulong: “Group leader, pick me! I'm cheap, tough, and come with a built-in mount function!”
Sanxiao: “Big shots, please don't let your argument splash onto the rookies QAQ”
As the Primordial World's mighty figures kneel and beg Shichen to assign them missions in exchange for resources from the Myriad Worlds,
the Heavenly Dao watches the Supreme Heavenly World, bloated with resources until it ascends to a higher dimension, and completely loses it:
“You used my Sages... to strip the Myriad Worlds bare... and now you're throwing points at me?!”
Shichen smiles. “Think bigger. It's called resource sharing. Heavenly Dao, let me in!”
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