I Asked You to Be My Strategist, Not to Win Over Her Strategist

[Romantic daily life] + [One heroine] + [No System, no golden finger] + [Not reborn, no transmigration]

After striking out in love, Zhu Qing’an resolves to cram on romance advice. Before he can put any of it to use himself, though, he ends up as his roommate’s love guru.

Just moments ago, Zhu Qing’an helped his roommate add a girl on WeChat.

Now, in Dorm Room 610, Zhu Qing’an and two roommates are gathered around the guy holding the phone.

“Guys, what should I say first?”

“Seriously? Just say hello! Start with a greeting.”

Zhu Qing’an quickly stops him.

“Bro, as the saying goes, opening with ‘Hi’ or ‘Hello’ is basically doomed from the start. You’ve got to make her interested in you.”

The phone changes hands, and Zhu Qing’an transforms into a love guru. Then his finger slips, and he sends her a doge meme.

Meanwhile, in the women’s dorm, four girls stare at the doge that just came through and fall silent...

“Yiqing, what does this doge mean?”

Luo Yiqing thinks it over, but can’t figure it out.

“If he isn’t playing by the rules, then we will. Let’s keep him interested for now.”

A romance between two people is really a tug-of-war between two dorm rooms. Eventually, both sides realize something is off. Why have both love gurus started looking at each other with such longing in their eyes?