The Wall Street Queen's Guide to Using the Mary Sue System

Wen Ning might be the most unhinged Host of this generation.

The System was designed for a pure-love Mary Sue story, but she insisted on turning it into a financial nuclear war.

When faced with a loan shark, the System said, “Act meek and helpless!”

She pressed a shard of broken porcelain to the thug’s carotid artery. “Lay a finger on me, and your ties to organized crime will be exposed.”

When faced with a short squeeze by hot money, the System said, “Seek the male lead’s protection!”

She took control of tens of millions in funds and crashed the market instead. “Lock it limit-up, make history. Let’s see who can outrun me.”

At her enemy’s banquet, the System said, “Put on a gown and outshine everyone!”

She arrived in a widow’s black veil and hat. “Your family’s going bankrupt. I’m here to mourn.”

All the big shots said, “...Is this woman crazy?!”

The System called the police in tears. “She’s cheating! She’s using romance props as buffs in a business war!”

Wen Ning adjusted her glasses. “As long as the money comes in, don’t worry about how.”

In the end, every rival became her sucker, and the male leads lined up to pay her protection money.