Taking My Kid to the Pro League, I Make My Opponents Rage-Quit

Other people's System: Sign in to get divine gear, start at max level. My System: Change a diaper to master a champion, make baby formula to earn cash rewards. Miao Qingyang looks at the three chubby little bundles in his arms, then at Yasuo's match record on his computer, and sighs. "Never mind. I'd better change the diaper first." 【Ding! Perfect diaper-changing technique! Reward: +16 control sensitivity! Yasuo's E-Flash combo etched into muscle memory!】 【Ding! Host has completed infant care! Reward: Varus mastery MAX! Q skill hit rate increased to 99.7%!】 【Ding! Enjing finished your papaya and pork tripe soup, and her milk came in! Reward: 20,000 yuan cash! Current balance: 82,222 yuan!】 Miao Qingyang: "...Is this System even legit?" Even more absurdly, EDG manager Abou shows up with Clearlove and Scout, making three visits before finally kneeling at the door. "Bro, two million a year. No training required, just let us put your name on the roster. You can start playing next year, " "No," Miao Qingyang says, changing the diapers of the three little ones without looking up. "Tomorrow I have to make formula, the day after that I have to cook crucian carp soup, and the day after that..." "What about the day after that?" "The System says I need to change fifty more diapers to unlock [Last Breath: True Damage Edition]." Abou: "???" Clearlove: "...Get the contract. Now. Immediately." 【What makes this book special】 An esports novel? No, it's a survival guide for new dads. A wish-fulfillment story? No, it's an instruction manual for diapers. Solo-killing Faker? That's just something he does after changing the triplets' diapers. 【Friendly reminder】Have formula and diapers ready before you start reading, in case you finish and feel like having triplets.