From Social Animals to Fishing Artists, the Whole Internet Is Laughing Like Crazy

Book title: "Handsome can be eaten!" I rely on my face to become a god in the workplace One sentence's selling point: appearance is cheating, fishing is truth; the whole network is waiting for me to overturn, and I will use my face and mouth to win over the judges into insurance policies! Text: Program slogan: One hundred days of workplace Shura, tens of billions of prizes and a bloody battle to the end! Yin Chong's slogan: I'm eighteen years old, I can slap my face, I can speak loudly, and I will never work overtime if the system asks me to take advantage of it! ——I bought steamed buns at 8 a. M., Made archaeological progress in two hours, and easily sent my colleagues to the trending search #STARVED TO DEATH THREE Posse#; ——A fortune-telling in the afternoon, fooling the fortune teller into doubting life, and backhandedly harvesting a big "metaphysical insurance" order; ——In the evening review, the judges asked me to speak, and I sold five big guys insurance policies on the spot: "Teacher Yu Qian's hair perm insurance, Sister Bingbing's love protection insurance, Luo Yonghao's running away bonus insurance..." The entire internet was targeting my industrial waste. As a result, the number of votes cast by viewers exceeded 2 million in seconds, and the platform server was smoking! "First place from the bottom? It's okay, looks + good talk = dimensionality reduction attack!" ——"The host meets the standard for fishing today, and the reward is: a five-piece super brain power set!" Audience: This is not a workplace variety show, this is a cool story where the male protagonist mistakenly enters reality! Yin Chong: Stop scolding me. If you scold me again, I will drive an excavator and roll you into twists!