Hardcore Angler: Using the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Casts from the Start

“Every angler who goes after fish weighing thousands of pounds knows that fishing is an extreme sport that’s incredibly dangerous!”

The Abyss has revived, and mutated sea beasts are running rampant. Humanity is forced to awaken supernatural abilities to fight back, but Chu Bukong awakens the most good-for-nothing profession of all, [Starsea Angler], and gets bound to the “Supreme Absurdist Fishing System.”

While others fight monsters to the death in deep-sea secret realms, Chu Bukong takes his older and younger cousins along and tears off in a smoke-belching tractor.

The restricted-zone boss says, “Kid, there are definitely fish in these waters. If you can’t catch them, your skills are the problem!”

Chu Bukong sneers, pulls out an 800,000-pound rebar fishing rod, baits it with the peerless stink bait his younger cousin just made by passing a string of farts, and casts it out.

In an instant, the Dragon King rises from the water, the Kunpeng falls, and the Lord of the Abyss trembles in fear.

Just as the gods from beyond descend and the whole world falls into despair,

Chu Bukong sits on his little stool, lights a Hongtashan cigarette, and gives the line a tug, dragging a god right off their throne:

“I’m Chu Bukong. I came out without bait today, so I’ll use your divine cores to chum the waters!”