Playing Both Parts: The Whole Internet Ships Me with My Own CP

[System + Double Secret Identities + Cross-Dressing Shenanigans + Plagiarism + Everyone Misreads the Situation + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy]

Jiang Che is a washed-up trainee who's been dragged across the internet. Then he awakens the [All-Round Film Emperor System].

To earn “peak emotional value” and pay for his little sister's treatment, he decides to go all out!

[Main Account: Jiang Bai]

With a guitar and one song, “Worry-Free,” he becomes the most heartbreaking “hopeless romantic” on the internet.

Fans wail: “Boo-hoo, Jiang Bai has it so rough. His ex-girlfriend is the worst!”

[Alt Account: Jiang Xiaochai]

With a flawless feminine voice and god-tier makeup skills, she becomes the internet's most vicious “Tea-Detecting Queen.”

During a livestream battle: “A man like Jiang Bai, who does nothing but cry? I wouldn't date him even if he were the last man on earth!”

And so the whole internet explodes!

Jiang Bai's fans attack Jiang Xiaochai, while Jiang Xiaochai's rich benefactor vows to get Jiang Bai blacklisted.

Watching the numbers on both accounts shoot up, Jiang Che bursts into pig-like laughter in his rented apartment:

“That's right, lay into each other even harder! This is all money!”

Then one day, the System issues a mission: [Have the two accounts officially announce their relationship]

Jiang Che is dumbfounded: “I'm supposed to date myself? How the hell am I supposed to pull that off??”

When the truth is finally exposed, the whole internet falls apart:

“Give back all the tips I saved by skipping meals!!”

“So the couple I've shipped for six months was actually one person with a split personality??”