Stop Chasing Me! Those Kids Really Aren't Mine

Xiao Yan, the seventh prince of the Great Yong, never cared to fight for the throne. He spent his days leisurely raising fighting crickets. After an accident, he dies suddenly in delight after winning a cricket fight. His soul transmigrates to the cultivation world of Xuanzhou, where he becomes Su Ye, an evil cultivator who has just died from overindulgence. From the start, he's thrown into hellish difficulty: The original owner flirted with women everywhere and got involved with ten peerless beauties: a Golden Core female cultivator, a Holy Maiden of Qingyun, a nine-tailed fox demon, an icy sword cultivator, a demonic enchantress... The female cultivators split into three factions: protecting me, killing me, or claiming me. Every day brings another chaotic love-triangle showdown. Worse still, countless illegitimate sons and daughters keep showing up, searching for their father online. With my cultivation wiped out, all I want is to hide, stay alive, and escape. I refuse to take responsibility for someone else's mess. During my flight, I accidentally form a pact with two unremarkable spirit insects, who become my companions. Who could have guessed they'd evolve all the way, crush demons and monsters, and command the Three Realms, becoming my strongest trump cards? Everyone in the cultivation world fears me, thinking the two peerless beauties at my side are immortal Daoist companions. The Holy Maiden falls for me, the fox demon competes for my affection, and the enchantress fights to claim me. My life is full of romantic entanglements, and the pursuit never ends. But no one knows what the two “immortal beauties” adored by the whole world really are! A hilarious escape, a shocking twist, and a laid-back prince forced to become a god amid a romantic battlefield!