Slacking Off in a High-Martial World, Yet Invincible at a Whim

As spiritual qi revives, everyone takes up martial arts. While others push themselves to build their vital energy, break through realms, and become peerless powerhouses, I, Lin Pingfan, just want to be a good-for-nothing who gives up. I sleep in class, grab some chicken after school, and my biggest dream is to get a factory job tightening screws after graduation. But who could have guessed that the less I want to cultivate, the stronger I get? My passive buffs are maxed out, my body is as hard as diamond, and even a grandmaster would break their bones from the rebound. The icy campus beauty insists on saving me, this “delinquent boy.” The Martial Arts Bureau comes knocking to recruit me, and even the principal treats me with respect. Hey, don't come any closer! I'm really just a good-for-nothing who wants to live a peaceful life! (Invincible slice of life, lighthearted comedy, slow pace, no angst for the protagonist)