The Daily Life of a Lazy Dragon Creating the World

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The Daily Life of a Lazy Fish Dragon Creating the World: Damn Humans, Stop Interrupting My Nap! How Dragons Roar: Awooo~ Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Reincarnated as a female Creation Dragon, Su Mian didn’t think it was a big deal.

It was just waking up in an egg, separating heaven and earth, and shaping mountains and rivers. She could knock it out in no time.

Sure, being alone as a dragon for hundreds of years was a little boring, but she could just stick it out.

One day, she got bored and molded two people out of mud to keep herself entertained.

Wait, why are these little things multiplying so fast?

And why have they built huts, lit campfires, and started calling her “Dragon Mother”?

Su Mian sprawled atop the highest peak of the Dragonbone Mountains, watching the human civilization below grow from a tribe into a city-state, then from a city-state into a kingdom. She silently rolled over.

“I just want to sleep. You don’t have to make such a big fuss...”

But over the centuries, whenever wolves attacked, plague ran rampant, or foreign enemies invaded, she would still open her amber eyes, sigh, and dive down from the clouds.

It couldn’t be helped. She’d made these humans herself, so she’d have to protect them for a thousand years, even if she had to do it on her knees.

But could they let her finish her afternoon nap first, please?

When a lazy fish dragon who just wants to lie flat is forced to become humanity’s guardian deity, her biggest problem isn’t saving the world. It’s all the noise keeping her from sleeping.