My Inner Thoughts Are Livestreamed Worldwide, and This Socially Anxious Me Goes Viral

Dongfang Jian is a socially anxious young man whose greatest daily pleasure is livestreaming sarcastic commentary about the world in his head.

He gripes that his boss’s promises would take five tons of flour to bake into a pie, and the boss revises the proposal overnight.

He complains that the client’s logo is too big, and the client immediately says, “Actually, it doesn’t need to be that big.”

He thinks the woman he likes doesn’t look good in a white coat, and the next day she switches to a black one.

What he doesn’t know is that his inner thoughts are being livestreamed to the entire world!

Every day, 7.8 billion people tune in right on time, laughing themselves silly at his commentary and agonizing over his crush.

The whole world is helping him keep the truth hidden, while he still thinks he’s just having a chuunibyou episode.

Until one day, the woman he likes looks at him, blushing, and says, “Dongfang Jian, I heard you say in your head that you like me.”