[Slow burn] + [Funny] + [Lighthearted] + [Cultivation]
Many years later, the Immortal Realm Daily interviews Immortal Emperor Jiang Xiaochuan.
Reporter: “Immortal Venerable, some people claim that your biography doesn’t match the facts. What do you have to say?”
“Defamation!” Jiang Xiaochuan slams the table and rises to his feet. “I’ve served the people! I’ve shed blood for humanity! My character can stand the test of time! This is pure jealousy!”
The next day’s headline: “Peaceful Immortal Emperor Denies His Biography Is Embellished, Gets So Worked Up He Slams Three Tables.”
The founding ancestor, the Peaceful Immortal Emperor, was ambitious from a young age. Though poor, he was proud and bold. At fifteen, he said farewell to his family, took up his sword, and traveled a thousand miles alone to the Lingyun Sect in Donglin Province. He knocked at the mountain gate, his voice echoing through the hills and woods. The sect leader found his bearing extraordinary and accepted him as a disciple. From then on, he devoted himself to tireless cultivation, and his mastery of the Dao began to take shape.
The Biography of the Peaceful Immortal Emperor, Annals, Book One
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