My Path to Immortality Depends on Keeping Up Appearances

The good news: I transmigrated into a world of immortal cultivation! The bad news: From the start, I’m chained to a wall with poisoned needles stuck in me, and in three days they’ll search my soul! Chen Zhao, a top investigative reporter in his previous life and now the fall guy Wei Yuan, can only say: even a dog would shake its head at this start. To stay alive, he has no choice but to take playing dumb to the extreme. But things don’t seem to be going quite as planned...