My name is Zheng Jin, and I'm freaking out right now.
Because on my third day after transmigrating to the cultivation world, my supermarket System issued its first mission:
[Beginner Mission] Sell 100 packs of toilet paper within three days. Failure penalty: The Host will fart continuously for a month. Each fart will be thunderously loud and impossible to control.
Me: “??? System, are you serious???”
System: “This System never jokes. Friendly reminder: There is no toilet paper in the cultivation world. They use leaves.”
Me: “…”
Fine, then.
With the only three copper coins I had, I bought stock, set up a stall at the foot of Mount Yuan Chu Sect, and shouted:
“Paper for sale! Paper for wiping your butt! The kind that doesn't chafe!”
A passing aloof Immortal Venerable stopped and stared coldly at me. “Impertinent. I have never needed to wipe… that.”
I said, “Why not give it a try? Made from pure wood pulp, soft and gentle on the skin. Once you use it, you'll never go back.”
The Immortal Venerable flew into a rage. “Are you questioning my hygiene practices?!”
I said, “What do you use? Leaves? Stones? Or… your fingers?”
The Immortal Venerable's face turned green.
Later, he secretly bought ten packs.
It's good, but it's too short. The ending is perfect.
Just rush, hahaha
The writing is good and humorous.
Beautiful and very funny.
So fun, so funny
The author has to say that this brain circuit is really hilarious and worth watching.
It's pretty, but a bit curious