Journey to the West: I'm Really Not an Peerless Master!

[An outrageously satisfying power fantasy + Eastern fantasy + maximum thrills]

Eighty years after transmigrating into the Investiture of the Gods era, Ling Tian has become a lowly rogue cultivator with barely any lifespan left. Desperate for a chance to survive, he spends all his money setting a trap in a mass grave, hoping to fool the Book of Life and Death with the Corpse Liberation method and sneak into immortality.

As he lies in his coffin, waiting for the ghostly messenger to claim his soul, Nezha, sporting a pair of high buns, suddenly drops from the sky, crushes his grave with one foot, and begs him to take him as a disciple.

Looking at this troublesome brat who will one day cause a catastrophe, Ling Tian nearly chokes with rage. But the ghostly messenger has already arrived. In desperation, he casually teaches Nezha a fire-control spell to save himself, accidentally awakening the golden finger that had lain dormant for eighty years: the Wordless Dao Scroll!

[You have imparted a technique to the Chosen One, Nezha. Tenfold foundation returned. You have acquired the divine ability: Samadhi True Fire!]

Looking at the adoring Nezha before him, then at the East Sea Dragon Clan and the other forces eyeing them hungrily, Ling Tian falls into deep thought: Is this disciple a blessing or a disaster?

From that day on, the Investiture of the Gods gains a reclusive master who conceals his true strength.

Taiyi Zhenren is stunned: How could my Lingzhuzi become someone else’s disciple?

The East Sea Dragon King is enraged: Who incited Nezha to kill members of my dragon clan?

Yuanshi Tianzun is baffled: This boy has escaped the fated conflict between the Chan and Jie Sects. What kind of being is he?

Ling Tian, meanwhile, calculates in secret: Teaching Nezha earned me Samadhi True Fire. If I teach Yang Jian, could I get the Eight-Nine Arcane Arts in return? And what if I take in the Three Cloud Maidens and Zhao Gongming...? I have to keep a low profile and quietly change fate through my disciples!